JEFF MURDOCK ANAYASASI part X

Seriyi tekrar isim babası Jeff Murdock'a dönerek bitirelim.

See, women think we're normal, like them, 'cause we talk to them like normal people, you know, we say, "hello, how are you. Haven't seen you in this place before. What kind of music do you like?" But all the time in our brains, we've got the word "breasts" on a loop. If we ever lost control for a second, we'd all start shouting "Breasts! Breasts! Breasts! Breasts!"

Kadınlar bizim normal olduğumuzu düşünürler, aynen onlar gibi, çünkü onlarla normal bir insanmış gibi konuşuruz, bilirsin "Merhaba, nasılsın, seni daha önce burda hiç görmedim, ne tür müziklerden hoşlanırsın?" deriz. Ama bütün bu süre boyunca aklımızda hep "göğüs" kelimesi vardır. Bir saniye kontrolü kaybetsek hepimiz "göğüs, göğüs, göğüsi göğüs" diye bağırmaya başlarız.

Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind ray...? Make all women telepathic. Because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they would kill us all on the spot. Men are not people - we are disgustoids in human form.

Eğer uzaydan gelmiş bir yaratıksan ve özel bir beyin gücün varsa insanoğlunu dünyadan yok etmenin en iyi yolu nedir biliyor musun? Kadınlara telepatik güçler vermek. Çünkü birden bire aklımızdan geçenleri okumaya başlarlarsa hepimizin canına okurlar. Erkekler insan değildir, hepimiz insan formuna girmiş iğrenç androidleriz.

Susan: That Steve guy. Are you close?
Jeff: Close, we're porn buddies.
Susan: Porn buddies
Jeff: O yeah
Susan: Is this code, you two imprisoned or something?
Jeff: no, no, no, it's a...it's a safety precaution...like a scuba diver dives with a buddy in case he runs of air
Susan: are you telling me that a porn buddy stands by with oxygen?
Jeff: No.....Many years ago steve and I exchange house keys
Susan: You sure this isn't code
Jeff: It's not code
Susan: Allright.
Jeff: In the event of Steve’s death, the first thing I will do, upset though I will be, is go straight to his house and remove all the pornography before his parents can find it. And he’s pledged to do the same for me. That’s how close we are!
Susan: You guys have seriously made arrangements to destroy your dirty mags?
Jeff: Who said destroy? “Remove.”
Susan: Yeah, well you wouldn’t keep them… would you?
Jeff: It’s a perk.
Susan: Oh, Jeff…
Jeff: That’s the beauty of it, you see? Your best friend’s dead, but there’s a bright side!

Porn-buddies (porno badisi diyelim biz buna) iki taraftan birisi öldüğünde diğerinin evine gidip tüm pornografik materyali anne ve babası bulmadan saklayan arkadaşlardır. Saklanan materyal hayatta kalanın arşivine katılır. Böylece en iyi arkadaşın ölse bile işe olumlu tarafından bakmanın yolu vardır.


Jeff Murdock Anayasası