30 Nisan 2008 Çarşamba

CLERKS



Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?
Dante Hicks: [about the Death Star in "Return of the Jedi"] All right, so they brought in independent contractors, why are you so upset at its destruction?
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

Clerks'ün efsane sahnelerinden.

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Nefis film!
Yalniz, ikincisi cok ciddi hayal kirikligina ugratmisti beni.

Kevin Smith'in yonetmenlik kariyerindeki gidisat kotu yone dogru kanimca.

Zekice yazilmis, hafiften tabudeviren nitelikte (Dogma), icabinda gayet derin olabilen (Chasing Amy'de "You're chasing Amy" ile baslayan bolum) filmler yapiyordu bu adam. Clerks II veya Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back'deki gibi vulgar esprilerle dolu, ikinci sinif filmler yapmaya neden basladi anlamiyorum.

Bu arada, asagidaki bolum copy/paste kazasina kurban gitmis sanirim.

Dante Hicks: [about the Death Star in "Return of the Jedi"] All right, so they brought in independent contractors, why are you so upset at its destruction?

Hrundi V.

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